Phone conversations in my world...

Him: Why are there so many porn stars?

Me: Don't you think they deserve to be stars?

Him: Well, sure, but, why aren't there any struggling porn actors?

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Astounded Female Friend: DO ALL MEN LIKE ANAL SEX???

Me: Hang on a sec.... Honey, do all men like anal sex?

Him: I don't know. Let me ask all men and get back to you.

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Me: I have a dilemma.

Him: Are you sure it's not a conundrum?

Me: oh... oh, dear...

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