Wednesday conversation in zippy's world:

Her: I was going to stop by over the weekend but wasn't sure I'd be interrupting anything.

Me: Oh, no, you can stop by any time!

Her: You never know with the two of you. I always expect to find you strapped to the bed or table or something.

Me: Well, we're really pretty tame since he broke my neck.

Her: Good thing.

Me: (heh)