conversations in zippy's world...


him: hey, could you massage my back?

me: yeah. I could.

him: I fart in your general direction.

. . .

me: how's that? better?

him: yeah. thanks.

me: you ought to get a real massage.

him: so you keep saying.

me: it's the perfect addiction. only positive side effects.

him: I'll keep thinking about it.

me: sure you will.

him: can you get my shirts tomorrow?

me: yeah. I could.

him: I fart in your general direction.