Wednesday conversation in zippy's world...


"Say hi to mr. zippy for us."

"Are you sure you want me to do that?"

"What? Yeah, why not?"

"Well, in light of your racial views on the Japanese."

"Oh, come on."

"It was offensive what you said to me."

"I wasn't even thinking."

"Right. Especially when I reminded you of my Japanese mother-in-law remembering that bomb going off and you said 'as far as I'm concerned we should have dropped another one on them."

"I was only joking."

"No you weren't."

"Yes I was."

"No you weren't."

"Ok. Whatever you say."

"I say you weren't joking and you'll never convince me otherwise."

"Ok."

"Anything else I can do for you right now?"

"Nope."

"See ya."

"Bye."