Friday conversation in the wee early hours of zippy's world...


me: zzzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzz....zzzzzz....zzzzzz....zzz.... - what are you doing?

him: I put my hand on your butt.

me: have you been watching porn again?

him: no. From Dusk Til Dawn.

me: and now I'm Salma Hayek?

him: yeah.

me: your friends must be really jealous of you.

him: why?

me: not only are you married to Sigourney Weaver, you get to go to the submarine races with Salma Hayek, too.

him: I'm a lucky man.

me: tell me about it, stud.