What on EARTH could POSSIBLY be REMOTELY BETTER than a GI-NOR-MOUS navel orange, sliced into JUICY JUICE wedges with the manna of the fruit DRIZZLING off your fingertips onto the keyboard as you blog???

TWO! TWO JUICY JUICE GI-NOR-MOUS NAVEL ORANGES SLICED INTO WEDGES THAT YOU CAN MAKE FUNNY SUNSHINE SMILEY FACES WITH - or freeze to use for zest in a later recipe TRA LA!

mr. zippy is out of town so tonight I'm cooking a big pot of FART FOOD (mmmm... cabbage....)... cabbage, carrots, snap peas, mushrooms, onions, olive oil - not bacon, as I've recently given up eating pork (although I somehow still keep finding it on my plate and, admittedly, WOULD HAVE USED IT TONIGHT had it just been THAWED).

tomorrow night: GARLIC. (mmmm... garlic....)