conversations in zippy's world . . .


me: your nipples are getting hairy.

him: so are yours.

me: I've been meaning to talk to you about your mustache, too.

him: likewise.

me: and the nose hairs.

him: . . . this chicken is pretty good -- where'd you get it?

me: what makes you think I bought it?

him: . . .

me: the grocery store.