Wednesday conversation in zippy's world:


me: how'd you sleep?

him: ok, until you started talking.

me: I'm sorry.

him: It's alright. you were chatting with your mom *smooch*

me: really? what'd I say?

him: I dunno. you were mumbling.

me: then how do you know I was talking with my mom?

him: because you said "Hi Mom!"

(later)

him: are you going to make me come back and talk with you after I'm dead?

me: of course!

him: what if I'm having a good time?

me: then I want you to come tell me so.

him: what if I just tell you it's really hot there?

me: then I want you to stay with me a while longer.