Saturday conversation in zippy's world...


me: you think I'm congested?

him: oh yeah. take something for it. you were snoring so much last night!

me: really? what'd I sound like?

him: zzz zzzzzz zzz zzzzz zzz zzzzz

me: is that right?

him: just like that. you were so loud I had to smack you to make you stop.

me: really? how?

THWACK!

him: like that.

me: (rubbing forehead) is that all?

him: usually.

me: what do I do after you smack me?

him: zzz zzzzzz zzz zzzzz zzz zzzzz

me: so you just smack me to make yourself feel better?

him: yeah. want to make something of it?

me: not if you don't wake me up.