saturday conversation in zippy's world...


him: will you close the curtains so I can come out?

me: these sheer curtains that you walk in front of in nothing but your tightie whities?

him: . . .

me: you need to learn to do the seven veils dance.

him: just close the curtains.

me: ok . . . PSYCH!

him: AAAH!

me: juuuust kidding.

him: . . .