I almost forgot the best phone conversation in zippy's world, from middle aged and looking it mr. zippy...


"Hello?"

"I know I'm in Utah."

"Because of the big Mormon emblem above the WELCOME TO UTAH sign?"

"Because I couldn't get a beer without a picture I.D."

"Did someone have to sign for you?"

"No, but there's a big wall between me and the rest of the restaurant."

"When you coming home, Heathen?"