tuesday conversation in zippy's world...

me: So this is your big scheme, eh?

him: TOTALLY! if the post office charges them even first class rate on the envelopes we send back full of their own stupid paperwork, unsigned, crumbled and shredded, we're BOUND to be blacklisted by the credit card companies! HAHA! TAKE THAT stupid credit card companies for making our names available for credit theft!

me: We should go have sex.

him: Before we fall asleep?

me: Yeah.

him: Ok. Let me catch my breath first.

me: All the excitement of stuffing that last envelope?

him: YEAH!