HOLY FRELLING COW PAK'AM - MR. ZIPPY'S TAKING ME TO THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER!

me: How'd you get invited to that?

him: I'm going to be there anyway so they invited us along.

me: Wow!

him: I think they were just being nice.

me: you sure you want to take me?

him: Of course!

me: do we get to heckle Dubya?

him: Nooooooooo.