MY DOCTOR FINALLY CALLED ME BACK TODAY -- THREE FULL DAYS AFTER I LEFT HER THE MESSAGE I WAS SELF-MUTILATING AND REEEEEALLY REEEEEEALLY NEEDED HER TO CALL ME BACK!


her: ZIPPY??? IT'S YOUR DOCTOR. ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT'S GOING ON?

me: TOO LATE! I'M DEAD! *click!*

... just kidding...

her: WE HAD A HOLIDAY ON MONDAY AND ... WELL, I ... I JUST DIDN"T GET MY MESSAGES YESTERDAY...

blah blah blah SHE AGREED w/ everything the Good Doctor said and said to let her know what my new script was as she would likely be able to provide the drugs because, you know, "We can get all sorts of things through the VA...'

like doctors that don't return phone calls.