conversation in zippy's world...


me: I've never seen your nails so long.

him: I need to cut them.

me: yeah.

him: Or I could just let you chew them off for me.

me: Careful. I might hurt you.

him: Then instead of the loony bin you'll go to jail.

me: At least I know people there.

him: And family.

me: That's right.

him: And I could visit you. Maybe we could get conjugal.

me: Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

him: Picking up girls along prison highways...

me: Everybody sing!