Saturday conversation in zippy's world. . .


him: you should go get the mail.

me: in the rain?

him: when it lets up.

me: how come?

him: because I got you a prize!

me: and you hid it in the mail box?

him: I ordered it.

me: you know it arrived?

him: no, but it should have. do you want your prize or not?

me: OF COURSE I want my prize!

him: then go get the mail!

(pad pad pad pad pad pad pad pad pad pad pad pad)

me: does it come from STAMPS.COM?

him: YEP!

me: WEEEEEEEEEE! (ripping envelope open) oh. wow. I wasn't expecting THAT!

him: you don't like it?

me: it's just kinda weird. I've never seen so many of me!

him: you can send them to all your friends!

me: well, not ALL my friends.

him: Twenty of your friends.

me: AND I WILL! THANKS!